Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.