What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.