Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face