5 Year Jokes

  • Where you see yourself in 5 years?

    Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

  • Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

    then just sit there for 5 years.

  • Where do I see myself in 5 years?

    May 2019. Next question.

  • Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

    Cuz they were stalin'!

  • What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

    Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

  • Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

  • What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

    5 years.

  • Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

    It has two lower case a's

  • Where do you want to be in 5 years?

    Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

  • Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

    It had a 5 year plan