Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan