Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision