What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.