Quit Russian.
Head Russian...
Pepperoni Picza!
You don't pull out
He ate the dentist.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."