What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.