What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser