What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.