What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.