Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"