What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.