What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose