What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk