What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese