What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.