SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Norman Rock Wells.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
F.B.I.