Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.