What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.