What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.