What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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In the Sith grade.

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Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut