What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.