What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan