What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?