What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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They do not sew

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Sew sew

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!