What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows