What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz