What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.