What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!