You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Hardcover
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Well an erection of course.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Mourning wood!
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
The lift attendants have jobs.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
Shellular*, of course...
This is my body, I'm nice with jam."
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!