Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.