How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.