How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips