Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans