What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.