Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Who races the most?

The rasit!

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Toucan play at that game

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.