Use zodiac signs
Paperback
It saves so much time.
Neither can achieve an election
A Ted Bruz
Credit to
Ted Cruz
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The Devil has standards.
Santa stops at three Ho's
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
You shake a baby.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Vladimir Poopin
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
She had no arms
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.