Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.