What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.