What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"