What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!