What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.