What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.