What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing