Bra Jokes

  • Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

    Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

  • What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

    Ze-bra

  • Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

    It had suction cups.

  • How do you say "bra" in german?

    CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

  • Why do nuns never wear a bra?

    God supports everything.

  • How do you say bra in German?

    dashud sthapem from flappen

  • What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

    He walks into a bra.

  • What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

    They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

  • What does a female snake use for support?

    A co-Bra!

  • What do they call a bra in Sweden?

    A holdsemfromfloppin

  • What is a zebra?

    26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

  • Why does granny have black eyes?

    She was skipping without her bra

  • What did the bra say to the toupee?

    You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

  • What is it called if someone wears your bra?

    Cobra!!!

  • What did the bra say to the hat?

    What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

  • What did the bra say to the top hat?

    You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

  • Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

    Because "B" shells would be too small!