Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."