What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.