How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.