What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.